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The perfect shirts for all you passive-aggressives annoyed at having to take your shoes off. And other Free Speech enthusiasts.

Front pocket: Tasteful CCTV camera and store address. Back: Text "Nobody is safer when yuo make me throw away my water bottle" with an image of a guy throwing away a water bottle and a small image of an airplane.

Nobody is safer when you take my water

It's not really possible to create binary explosives by mixing two liquids together in an airplane's toilet. And you can bring ten tiny bottles, but not one big of equivalent volume. WHY?

Front: Main design and slogan. Back: "THIS SHIRT IS FREE SPEECH".

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Nobody is safer without shoes

Do you really want to smell everyone else's foot cheese while going through airport security?

This is not the dude you're looking for

This is not the dude you're looking for...

Front pocket: Tasteful CCTV camera and store address. Back: Text proclaiming you to be cast member #3860227 of Airport Security Theater and an image of a guy standing at the security gate.

Cast Member of Airport Security Theater

Bruce Schneier coined the term "Airport Security Theater" to describe the bullshit procedures designed to make you feel safe, not be safe. Here's your chance to be a proud cast member of the Airport Security Theater!

Front pocket: Tasteful CCTV camera and store address. Back: Quote by Bruce Schneier

Technology can't solve security problems

"If you think technology can solve your security problems, then you don't understand the problems and you don't understand the technology." - Bruce Schneier

You can only detect and respond

"You can't defend. You can't prevent. The only thing you can do is detect and respond." -- Bruce Schneier

Front pocket: Tasteful CCTV camera and store address. Back: Quote by Ben Franklin.

Franklin's Essential Liberty

Famous quote by Benjamin Franklin: "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

JFK's inspiring moon speech

"We choose to go to the moon not because it's easy, but because it's hard." That always inspires the hell out of me.

Front pocket: Tasteful CCTV camera and store address. Back: Statistics about failing airport security screening practices.

What airport security procedures miss

Even after the tragedy of 9/11, airport security screening procedures have been inadequate for dealing with actual threats. Instead they give everyone a false sense of security and annoy legitimate travellers.